With the slightly insane weather that struck us recently, it's become nearly impossible to know what to expect from the sky these days. Rumors of big storms can be heard in both halls and classrooms at John Glenn High School, with even teachers occasionally lending an opinion.
For example, last Friday, the 19th, I heard, from different people, that the weekend would bring 30 to 40 inches of snow, freezing rain, a slushy mix, and six to eight inches of snow.
One would think with so many options to choose from, somebody would be right. Instead, we got fog. It seems as though we just can't win.
This leaves some very big questions unanswered: Will we have school tomorrow? How about the rest of the week? Do I need to finish that essay, or can I put it off and do it on a snow day?
In my desperate quest for answers, I was left with no choice but to turn to the occult. My search let me to museumoftalkingboards.com, where I found a Ouija board that gave me the answers I sought. As a fellow victim of the snow, I felt obligated to share this otherworldly knowledge with you.
The board told me that we will not have any more heavy snow, we will have more cancellations due to freezing rain. With the next age potentially upon us however, even the Ouija board may be in error.
Expect mammoths.
Editor's Note: The website museumoftalkingboards.com is a real site.
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